Welp, I gots another family story, this one is 'bout my cousin Horace and his friend, Cecil.

One day they were tryin' to git in a quick 18 holes of golf, but there were two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go.

Horace says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we can play through?"

Cecil gits 'bout halfway there and comes back. Horace says, "What's wrong?"

Cecil says, "One of them is my wife and the other one is my mistress."

Horace says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over." Horace gits 'bout halfway there and comes back.

Cecil says, "What's wrong?"

To which Horace replied, "Small world."

Better cancel that scramble date they signed up fer.

Ennywho, last week I wuz 10-3 to make the season mark 53-19 (.736 percentage). Here comes week No. 6.

Lawrence County at Ironton: The Bulldogs are from Lose-ease-uh. Ironton 21, Lawrence County 16.

Coal Grove at River Valley: Maybe the Cheshire cat is smilin', but not the Cheshire River Valley Raiders. Coal Grove 38, River Valley 8.

South Point at Rock Hill: Indians always had horses, but they didn't seem to care much fer dogs. Rock Hill 22, South Point 19.

Chesapeake at Fairland: I know, when purple meets green they clash. How many times are we gonna here that tired old thing this week? Chesapeake 36, Fairland 33.

Green at Symmes Valley: If I were a Carpenter, and you were a Bobcat, would you tackle me ennyway? Would you run like crazy? Symmes Valley 26, Green 24.

Wheelersburg at Portsmouth: The Pirates are good players, but how will they handle battling Trojans? The Pirates will make them walk the plank. Wheelersburg 42, Portsmouth 18.

Others: West over Northwest, Waverly over Minford, Lucasville Valley over East, Ports. Notre Dame over Oak Hill, Ashland over Greenup County, Popeye & Olive Oyl over Russell.