Oh boy, do I feel sorry fer ol' Tim Couch.

The former Browns quarterback wuz picked up by the Green Bay Packers. Welp, earlier this week he went to the doctor and came back to the dressin' room and sat in front of his locker very depressed.

Packers quarterback Brett Favre asked: What's wrong, Tim?

Couch: I just came from the doctor and he said I can't play football.

Favre: Oh, so the doctor has seen you play, too.

The Packers released Couch earlier this week.

Oh, one more thang. How many Wisconsin fans duz it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to do the work and one to tell you how good Ron Dayne is.

Ennywhoo, I wuz 13-3 last week to run the season record to 26-4 (.867). Let's try fer 13 wins fer the third straight week.

Gallipolis at Ironton :

I is hopin' fer a well-called game. The Blue Devils are 0-11 against Lutz at Ironton. Of course, they is only 2-9 at home. Ironton 28, Gallipolis 24.

Ports. Notre Dame at Coal Grove:

It ain't supposed to rain, but I still sees the Hornets takin' to Hy-land. Coal Grove 26, Notre Dame 12.

Oak Hill at Rock Hill:

This should be one Hill of a game. Rock Hill 18, Oak Hill 14.

Symmes Valley at Chesapeake: There's sumpthin 'bout the Vikings that bring out the best

in the Panthers. Cheapeake 22, Symmes Valley 16.

South Point at Wellston:

These rockets don't have a red glare, but at least they will show a littl' spark. Wellston 24, South Point 18.

Sheldon Clark at Fairland:

If there are enny more injuries, Fairland may play its games in the St. Mary's Hospital parkin' lot. Sheldon Clark 17, Fairland 14.

Waterford at Green:

Mice beware. It's Wildcats vs. Bobcats. Green 30, Waterford 20.

Wheelersburg at Lucasville Valley:

The Pirates play on plastic as well as the natural stuff. Wheelersburg 27, Lucasville 21.

Bonus pick – Marshall at Ohio State:

If the Herd had trouble beating up one Buckeye, image how tough it will be for them to beat the whole team. Ohio State 35, Marshall 7.

Other games: Portsmouth over Chillicothe, Portsmouth West over Court House, Ports. East over Matewan, W.Va., Piketon over Northwest, Hunt. Ross over Minford, Logan Elm over Waverly, Ashland over George Rogers Clark, Sedwick Meadows over Russell.