Congressman Scalise is bid a speedy recovery and encouraged to soon get back to the baseball diamond on Wednesdays in the middle of the workday, nevermind that the country is drowning in debt, wasting on drugs, overrun by illegal immigrants and suffering from a myriad of other ills and deficiencies, including Russian meddling.

Don’t fear, fellow working stiffs, the dedicated sportsman will be batting .350 in no time, given the super health care he’ll receive at our expense.

Godspeed, Steve. Keep swinging for the fence. Can’t write more — blowing off court and going fishing.

Aaron R. Triplett
Attorney-at-law
Portsmouth